roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

vote this down and i will DOX you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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