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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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