Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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