How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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