What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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