- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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