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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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