- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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