What do you call an arab ?

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

You know what's cool? Yep.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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