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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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