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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

don't just stand there

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

anti jokes are really funny

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

I love pissing people off :P

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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