- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

There once was a man from Nantucket.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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