Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Trump will make America great again.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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