Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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