What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

WNBA

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A man walked into a bar owch

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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