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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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