- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

I just drank a cola.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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