- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

the economy.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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