There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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I just drank a cola.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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call me maybe.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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