Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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