Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

a black man pays his child support

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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