- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Women's rights

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??