Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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