- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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