Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Charlie Sheen

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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