- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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