Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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