- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Wanna hear a joke? no

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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