a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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