Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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