- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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