Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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