Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

I walk into a bar...

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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