- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What has two legs? Half a cat

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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