What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Women's professional sports

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Female rights.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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