- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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