- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

salad days!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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