America

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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