What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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