A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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what are you mike bibby?

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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