- Anti Joke

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck