roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why so serious ?

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Grace Ackerson

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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