- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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