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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

knock knock Dave's not here.

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