- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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