Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Your girlfriend.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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