- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Black people.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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