- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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