What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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