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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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