- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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