- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??