Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

here's a joke... the american education society

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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