If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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HEY!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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