What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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