- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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