- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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