Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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