- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

what's white and sticky semen

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What does two plus two equal? 4

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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