What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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