- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Jeff

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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