- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

The duck didn't cross the road.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

And you honored it I see :P

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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