- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Women's rights.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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