Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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