What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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antijoke is the best website.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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