i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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