- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How high is the sky? True or False

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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