- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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