Women's Rights..

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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