- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Knock Knock. Not home.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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