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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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