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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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