- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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