- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Religion.

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