Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

My jeans

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

penis in the camel

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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