- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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