- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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