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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Anyone can post anything.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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