What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Lil Wayne

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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