Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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