- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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