knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Nickelback

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What is 9+10? 19

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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