- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock? Come in.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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