- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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