- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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