Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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