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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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