What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

knock knock go away!!!

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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