- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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