OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Who is it?

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women's rights.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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