telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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