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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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