roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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