- Anti Joke

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.