- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

You sick fiend

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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