- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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