Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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your face

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Your Mom The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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