What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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