- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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