- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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