why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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