2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why? Why not?

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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