- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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