What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Tilt your screen back

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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