So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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