- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Please don't shoot me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

bangers and mash?

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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