- Anti Joke

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.