Sarah Palin.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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