- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Wanna hear a joke? no

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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