What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Julian Ha.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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