- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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