- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Equal rights!

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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