- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A dyslexic blind man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

France had one revolution

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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