- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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