- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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