- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

This is an anti-joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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