- Anti Joke

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican