Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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knock knock who's there ?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Anti Joke

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