How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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